this is it®
the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing
This changed everyone’s game
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
“…and that’s my presentation.”